Flight of the Barking Moonbat

Here in the Hoo Peninsula, Kent we observe a little known species, Liberalis Dementius, or by its household name; the common or garden Barking Moonbat. Often distinguishable by long dreadlocks and a vacant stare from engorging itself on too much horse tranquilizer during their adolescent years.

They can often be seen hijacking coal trains and climbing up power stations. They are especially prone to wearing high visibility worker jackets to attract a mate, ironic in that they will never actually do any work. They also posses a strange and inexplicable affinity for air horns. In their later years (27) they often retire to a trust fund and join the greater clans of NGO's where they can really let their imaginations fly. And we are humbled by their creativity. Such is the magnificence of creation...

Creating a new coal plant in Kent could lead to 100,000 more people in the developing world losing their water supply during dry seasons, it has been claimed.

Anti-poverty campaigners at the World Development Movement (WDM) also said the controversial plan could be responsible for up to 60,000 more people suffering from drought in Africa.

And they said about 30,000 others could lose their homes every year due to coastal flooding if the Government approves the plant at Kingsnorth on the Hoo Peninsula in Kent.

Bless all Gods creatures, for they are sacred.