Monday, 3 August 2009

Graphic Designers -- Middle Class Drug Dealers

I didn't realise this but according to certain Social Liberal Democrats graphic designers are truly evil. So evil in fact they're like middle class drug dealers...
Jo Swinson has today announced that the Liberal Democrats will seek to ban the "airbrushing" (I think they actually use computers these days) of images of models in campaigns aimed at under-16s, while campaigns aimed at older audiences will need to state that the photographs have been touched up.

Quite how the Social Liberal Democrats plan to enforce this ban they do not say.

But I imagine it might involve a giant database of known graphic designers...

3 comments:

Field Marshall Watkins said...

I don't believe it. Seriously I don't, it's getting to the point where I think reality is less real than my dreams.

They wish to control how private companies advertise to teens?

Pathetic pandering much?

Everybody knows they touch up almost everything. Women wear make-up shock horror. Even male politicians get touched up (don't know if there's a pun there) for campaigns.

Why don't they talk about the corporate state and how we are all being forced into debt slavery...

Roger Thornhill said...

Expect to see this in a CRB, thus effectively making people unemployed.

Joe Stalin would be clapping his hands and hooting with approval.

john in cheshire said...

are we witnessing a collective madness? The people who are making these suggestions, if they are truly serious, are warped. What on earth are they hoping to achieve by making such statements?
It's things like this that make people like me want to extirpate people like them. Is that the intention. It possibly could be; start a civil and use it as an excuse to defer the next general election. My suggestion, name the perpetrators and take every opportunity to spit on them.