The Great Python Threat

There's a certain way of thinking that is becoming far too prevalent in our society. I believe some refer to it as bansturbation. And it usually involves blowing a perceived risk out of all proportion and demanding it be banned or regulated.

And here is another fine example...

There have been calls for pythons to be classified as dangerous animals after a teenager was attacked by a gang brandishing a snake.

A 14-year-old was bitten after two attackers allegedly pinned the boy down and dangled the reptile over him in Bradley Stoke, Bristol.

They hurled racial insults at the boy, it is claimed, before the snake sunk its fangs into his right arm.

I'm quite confident that this was not the snake's fault. But more importantly what threat do pythons generally pose to society? Is it a big threat? Are they running amok in our towns and cities?

And if we did demand this change in the law will it actually stop this great scourge? Hmmm... Probably not, because usually in these cases it's the individual's fault -- not the 'weapon's' or animal's. Also we must not forget that to regulate or ban something always costs money and creates more bureaucrats.

Personally I think this whole bansturbation thing is getting a little ridiculous. And if you don't believe me just read the rest of the article...

In another incident at the weekend, a python devoured a whole tabby cat.

Wilbur strolled into a neighbour's garden - only to be eaten by the 13ft constrictor.
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Mr and Mrs Wade have joined the RSPCA in calling for a change in the law so that pythons are officially classed as dangerous animals.

They are petitioning Downing Street to introduce a "Wilbur's amendment" to the act.

Poor cat -- but seriously.