Saturday, 1 May 2010

Dave's Contract With Me

Dave has written to me saying he wants to enter into a Contract with me !

I have not had time to pass the contract to my Lawyers to check the small print, before he signed his copy !

The one thing I have noticed is that there is no penalty clause if he fails to honour his side of the deal so I can sue the pants of him.

I suggest the following

' in the event of the failure of Mr David Cameron of the first Part to honour his side of this contract he will compensate Mr Guthrum £1 million pounds per month until the breach is remedied '

1 comments:

Roger Thornhill said...

Par for the course.

A gerneral election is a one-sided pig-in-a-poke contract which has a break clause only on their side.


No wonder he will do or say anything to seal the deal.